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Episode 18 – Prehistoric Ice Man

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Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the iceman has been frozen since 1996. The iceman is put on display and the fighting Kyle and Stan free him. The iceman tries to return to his family, but finds himself a man out of time. Meanwhile, the government has their own plans to use the iceman in their plot against Sweden.

Episode 9 – Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls

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A film festival moves to South Park, only to have a devastating effect on the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people interpret Kyle’s pleading as a pitch and they quickly turn his story into a film starring Tom Hanks and a monkey they call “Mr. Hankey”. Kyle is outraged that the filmmakers aren’t hearing his pleas. Soon Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls energizes everyone.

Episode 8 – Summer Sucks

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Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing, Mr.Garrison is over the edge. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the boy’s plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.

Episode 6 – The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

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Mr. Garrison assigns the boys learn out about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan’s Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn’t believe the boy’s report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan’s Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.

Episode 5 – Conjoined Fetus Lady

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Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he’s heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle’s mother educates the boys on her “condition” and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.

Episode 4 – Ike’s Wee Wee

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Ike’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike’s wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.

Episode 3 – Chickenlover

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The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can’t read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he’s there someone in South Park is having sex with the town’s chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!

Episode 2 – Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

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Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman’s father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric’s chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric’s background, who is his father? Where does he come from?

Episode 1 – Not Without My Anus

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The show starts off with the build up from last season’s cliffhanger revolving around Cartman’s paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of “Cartman’s Mom Is A Dirty Slut,” they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool’s Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in “Not Without My Anus.”